(Name) sat between the two brothers on their couch. Alfred and Arthur's apartment wasn't all that clean, nor was it a pig sty. Arthur had his left arm hanging over the side of the couch, his cigarette burning and occasionally dropping ashes onto him.
"I'm booooored." Alfred groaned, rolling on his back and resting his legs in (Name)'s lap. (Name) nodded and rolled her head over, resting it on Arthur's shoulder. Arthur didn't say anything but nodded in agreement, as he took a big drag of his cigarette, wrapping an arm around (Name)'s shoulders, pulling her closer.
(Name) sighed, bored but peaceful. If she wasn't so bored she would certainly take this time to appreciate the quiet moment with her boys.
The three weren't officially dating but they all had such a connection that they didn't need to say out loud their feelings for each other. They acted on instinct alone.
Arthur looked at (Name) with lazy, half lidded eyes, fag hanging out of the side of his partially open mouth. (Name) giggled and plucked the fag from his mouth, placing it in her own and taking a drag. Arthur narrowed his eyes.
"You looked too much like Allistor ~ I was helping you ~ " (Name) laughed.
She took another drag and coughed out a mouthful of smoke. Arthur chuckled deeply and took the fag from her.
"Don't do that, princess. Filthy habit." He said casually, looking down at the drug with an air of disgust.
(Name) pouted, crossing her arms over her chest, "Don't tell me what to do, caterpillar brows."
Alfred snorted, sitting up and kissed (Name)'s cheek, "You're cute ~"
Arthur must have gotten a tag jealous because he jerked (Name)'s face towards him and kissed her hard on the mouth.
Alfred chuckled, "Now now, Artie. It's no contest."
"Whatever twit." Arthur grumbled blushing a dark red, embarrassed.
Alfred just smiled cheeky and kissed (Name) sweetly and lied down in her lap.
"What should we do
?" (Name) groaned.
Arthur shrugged and suggested nonchalantly, "We could do the nasty-"
"NOPE!!!!!!" (Name) shouted, blushing furiously. Alfred laughed loudly along with Arthur.
"How about we party?" Alfred smiled.
"If that is code word for sex, it is still a no." (Name) growled and crossed her arms.
"It's not." Alfred continued to look at her with a smile.
"What do you mean then?" Arthur eyed his brother from the other side of the sofa.
"We could start a riot!!!" Alfred jumped from the sofa, an excited grin on his handsome face.
"I read on the interweb that you needed at least three people for it to technically be classified as a riot though..." (Name) said, skeptical of the whole idea.
"We have three people!!!!" Alfred shouted.
"Wrong. One. (Name) and I think that's a stupid idea." Arthur said, turning to (Name), who just nodded in agreement.
"Awwe!!! Come oooooooon!! You guys are no fun!!!" (Name) just blew a raspberry at Alfred, who stuck his tongue back out at her.
"Come on!! It will be fun!!"
"Fine!!! We'll go!!!"
"Yaaay!!" Alfred cheered in the cutest way in the history of cute things and pulled both his lover and brother off the sofa.
"I'll get the stuff ready and meet you two at the beach, you two start calling everyone you know and everyone they know and meet at the beach, alright?"
Arthur just rolled his eyes. "Yeah we will meet you, git."
Alfred cheered and climbed out the window to the fire escape, "Don't worry! This will be awesome!!" Then he ran off to start with his awesome plans.
(Name) giggled and kissed Arthur, "Don't worry! It will be fun! We better start telling people though!"
Arthur smiled and agreed. They both got busy calling everyone.
~~~ Time skip!! Everything is ready ~~~~~~~~~~~
"Hey you two!!" Alfred ran from his car to where (Name) and Arthur were parked. "You two ready to party?!?!"
Arthur sighed, arms crossed. "Yeah whatever." He snaked an arm around (Name)'s waist. (Name) playfully elbowed him in the chest, "You could be a little more excited."
Arthur smirked slightly, "This just seems like a dumb idea."
"No it isn't!! It's awesome!!! Let's go!! People will be coming soon!!" Alfred ran off back to his car to get everything.
The next thing Arthur and (Name) heard was a big crash in the direction Alfred had ran in. They both turned to see Alfred sprawled out on the ground, groaning as a bunch of beads ran in all directions around him. They both started laughing uncontrollably.
"This may be fun after all!!"
(Name) smiled up at Arthur, trying to catch her breath. When she did she lightly smacked his arm, "We have to help him!!" And she ran off towards Alfred, helping him up. "Only you Alfie, only you !! ~ "
Arthur followed with a sigh, thinking to himself 'Maybe once he gets older, my kid brother will learn to be a little more responsible.'
As we all know, this is does not come true. But we love you anyway, 'Merica.~