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It was late morning after America and you…had a hump (1), if ya get what I mean. America was still sleeping but you had gotten up early, and like everyone that this happens to, that awkward moment that you are at someone else's house and you are awake before them. You didn't know what to do. So like any good friend/girlfriend you looked around America's room. Looking at all his comics and action figures lying around.  There were super hero posters and posters of bands and movies he enjoyed.

You paused at one thing on his desk. It was a little superman plushie you had gotten Al for his 7th birthday. "He'd kept it all this time..?"

You smiled sadly and tears pricked that backs of your eyes.

"I did, doll face~"

You turned around sharply to see America, propped up on his right elbow looking at you, smiling that gorgeous smile of his.

"Why, it was so long ago." America got up and crossed the room over to you in his batman boxers (2). He put his arms around you and said, "Cause it was the most precious gift I've ever gotten."

"It was just a toy though."

"It was from you though, babe."

You blushed deep at this. "Yeah, well, I'm hungry, let's go eat." You walked out of the room blushing, knowing America will follow. He chuckled and followed slowly after you with his hands behind his head. He loved when you got flustered and shy. It was the cutest thing ever.

When he got to the kitchen, you were already getting breakfast. You had gotten out (cereal you enjoy) and were starting to eat. "You didn't get any for me? Your boyfriend!" America tried to keep a straight face whilst pretending to be a drama queen, but it wasn't working. "Find ye own, bud!" you mumbled through a mouthful of cereal. America just laughed and went to the fridge and got out the milk and eggs. "What are you makin'?" You asked once the cereal in your mouth had been totally consumed. "Eggs." He answered simply. You pointed to the milk, "And that's for…?"

"You'll see~" He put a finger to his lips and winked. You turned around and went back to eating.

You heard America start up the stove and start cooking, after some while your curiosity got the better of you and you once again turned around to ask America what he was doing with the milk but when you turned around, something icy cold was dripping down your body from your head. "AHHH!" You gasp and made a slight scream. You looked down at your wet body to see the white liquid; you glared up at America, who held a cheeky smile. "That was for beating me in Final Fantasy~"

"YOU BASTARD!! WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?! CAN'T YOU BE MATURE FOR ONCE!!" You screamed as you chased a laughing American around the house. Little did you both know, you were forgetting something…well…kind of important.

-Extended ending-

You stop chasing America to sniff the air.

"Hey Al!"

America just ran away from you so eventually you just stopped and followed to where the smell was coming from.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!! GET IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!" The eggs Alfred was going to eat for breakfast was on fire.

"Hahahaha~ Babe what is i- HOLY FLAMING PANTIES!!!!!!!!! (3)" Al ran to the small closet that was in the kitchen and grabbed the fire extinguisher, struggling to work it. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" You were about to burst out laughing, despite the kind of situation. America somehow finally got it to work and sprayed the fire.

Once everything was taken care of, America spoke. "So...Uh, wanna go back to bed?"

"Sounds great~!"

You burst out laughing. America followed along too as you two went back to bed, leaving the burnt kitchen the way it was.
This is for :iconzackyadvenger:
So, here it is!!!!!! I hope you enjoy it!!!!!!!!! :3

Part 1: [link]

And a warning for those who don't know -.-"
I'm English, so don't chew me out that I didn't use any other word...'Having a hump' was the first one that came to mind for me because my grandfather always says it when he means such please...don't yell at me...

(1) If you don't know what this means for whatever reason, 'Having a hump' is an English term for having sex. XDD

(2) I can see America having batman boxers! I know he loves Superman but I already used him in this and I also love Batman! He's my favorite super hero!

(3) I got this from a friends video XD It was a dubbed comic for Kingdom Hearts XDD If you want to see it, I can link you, just tell me. Xaldin said it and I just think it is the most funny thing XDD

I own nothing but the story~
My facebook page: [link]
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samantha3341 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Student General Artist
Silvermoonlitsoul Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I've done that.Set a patty on fire for REAL. Yush dudes and I didn't know how to work a fire-extinguisher so I grabbed the shovel and heaped some dirt on the pan. That works just as well if not better.

Good story BTW.
MoMoOverholt Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012  Student General Artist
XDDD Thank you!
I like your little tale as well ~
Silvermoonlitsoul Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha,it's good fun recounting these little "incidents" that could have easily turned into "accidents". :D The aftermath of my little adventure wasn't all that fun though....I mean,I DID set the house on fire.NEARLY. =_=
MoMoOverholt Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012  Student General Artist
O: Well don't die in another incident XD
Silvermoonlitsoul Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I...I try so hard NOT to. ;_; But with every new day,you'll find me with a new injury or wound to whine about. =_=
MoMoOverholt Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012  Student General Artist
Dude that isn't good
Silvermoonlitsoul Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No seriously,I'm constantly hitting,cutting,burning myself and god knows what else.My home is like a mini-clinic. ;_;
MoMoOverholt Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2012  Student General Artist
I'm sorry o:
Zackyadvenger Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Pfffff.....I loved it!!!!!! But a total waste of eyes though, someone needs to learn to really cook. No more lessons from Britain. >:(
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